As cool as a liquid nitrogen Slurpee, early eighties coldwave electro outfit The (Hypothetical) Prophets pour over the personal ads with a glam cadence that plays like a moody cousin to “One Night In Bancock”.

The (Hypothetical) Prophets – Person To Person (right click to download) 6:08 mins/ 128 kbps/ 5.62MB

That said, I’d be remiss not to post an alternate recording of the seedy tale of a professional chess player too obsessed with the board to appreciate the world around him.

Murray Head – One Night in Bancock (Alternate Mix) (right click to download) 3:29 mins/ 320 kbps/ 4.33MB