Choosing which song to play when a girl comes over can be tricky business. On one hand, you don’t want to be too obvious by pulling out the Prince ballads, which is the audio equivalent of whipping your cock out. On the other hand, you don’t want anything too chipper- girls often move around when dance music is playing, which makes it difficult to pin them against the sofa.

While I have yet to try it out in the field, I expect this laid back funk jam by the otherwise unremarkable Natural Trust would make for the perfect first shot across the bow in the battle for sexual congress. Plus, at eleven minutes long you can have the whole thing done and have the girl in a cab before you have to choose a second track.

The National Trust – Making Love (In a Natural Light) 11:06 mins/ 192 kbps/ 15.2MB